Let's compare Salt Lake and Reno shall we?
Salt Lake: 15 miles over the speed limit
Reno: 15 miles under the speed limit
Salt Lake: LDS chapel on every corner
Reno: Wedding chapel on every corner
Salt Lake: Ski Utah license plates
Reno: Support your local firefighter license plates!
Salt Lake: Gas stations filled with sugary goodness
Reno: Gas stations filled with slot machines
Salt Lake: the night skyline features beautiful temples
Reno: the night skyline is filled with casinos
Salt Lake: Everyone is a returned missionary
Reno: Everyone is a retired stripper
2 comments:
The question we should REALLY be asking ourselves here, is are they all retired strippers because no one wanted to see them anymore (something about tassels tickeling their knees) or did the retirement come from an abundance of wealth.
I think that it is an abundance of wealth. I mean, just looking around it is obvious that renoites are rolling in the dough.
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